Au contraire: Yes, I am Dumb-minican, but I beg to differ on the "ejumacated" part. I wanted to attend Brown in Providence, then Yale Law.
Brown said "no way, José." YLS laughed at me, and rightfully so. Como debe ser.
As far as having written books, you're almost close: I did come up with a book title in the early-to-mid aughts, but lacked the wherewithal to make it happen, laziness and procrastination getting the best of me.
So, no "ejumacation" and definitely NO pullet surprise for me, Mr. Polyglot.
You're on a roll, while channeling your inner Hot Chocolate: You win again