Sorry! I just like saying that. I just received this notice over the NWWS wire services and thought I should pass it along.
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CIVIL EMERGENCY MESSAGE
EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
1155 PM CST THU FEB 12 2004
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE STORM WATCH FOR ALL OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE CARIBBEAN ISLANDS.
THE POTENTIAL FOR STORM CLOUDS, HIGH WINDS AND DOWN BURSTS EXISTS IF PERSONS ARE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA.
SHOULD ANY MALE FORGET THAT SATURDAY IS VALENTINES DAY A DEEP LOW COULD FORM OVER THE AFFECTED PERSONS HEAD. HIGH WINDS COULD COME FROM THE AFFECTED PERSONS SPOUSE OR SPOUSE TO BE AND MAY CAUSE SEVERE STRUCTURAL DAMAGE TO ANYONE WITHIN 1 MILE.
SHOULD YOU OBSERVE A ONCOMING STORM, SEEK SHELTER UNTIL THE STORM HAS PASSED. LOCAL BARS WILL BE EXTENDING HAPPY HOURS TO ACCOMMODATE THIS LIFE THREATENING EVENT.
PERSONS EXPERIENCING ANY RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS OR HEAVY BLEEDING SHOULD DIAL 911.
PLEASE REFER TO PUBLIC AND COMMERCIAL RADIO AND TELEVISION STATIONS FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS.
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