You are very wrong....in addition....jail here is no fun at any age......maybe should visit sometime and then revise your opinion here......
I would never paint myself into a corner like you have ..with no door out ..
but that is not the point .
Good People with Real Life experiences here are trying to give you good advice.
See previous Posts .
But you have already plotted your Course , with no deviation allowed ..
So if you are not looking for Strategy of Advice from anyone ,then you are only in need of a Lawyer ...and lots more money ..
Which I guess is better than no plan at all ..