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Stunned silence.
Y'all fall over the edge?
Too much for any one brain to assimilate in such a short period of time?
I admit that the mental image of the intestinal gasses igniting and launching poor ole' Raggit out in a ball of flames, is a tough one to ever get rid of, and you may feel that your minds are permanently scarred, but you must have laughed, just a little. didn't ya?
Y'all fall over the edge?
Too much for any one brain to assimilate in such a short period of time?
I admit that the mental image of the intestinal gasses igniting and launching poor ole' Raggit out in a ball of flames, is a tough one to ever get rid of, and you may feel that your minds are permanently scarred, but you must have laughed, just a little. didn't ya?
Laughed you ask??? My sides split from laughter, but I did feel sorry for the reporter trying to get the words out and keep a straight face!
I will never be able to look at a hamster the same again!!!
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Now, if the guys will be struttin' their stuff in those Australian grape smugglin' slingshots, they gotta shave "down there" or the board of health could get on their case. Food will be served.....
Better solution... wear a hair net "down there."
Ol' Phil
Better solution... wear a hair net "down there."
Ol' Phil
Maybe because the news reporter was referring to a gerbil?
Which, according to yahoo answers has a longer tail & is not nocturnal being 'up all hours' (hey I didn't write it, merely quoting........................:cheeky But the crucial difference it appears is that hamsters are solitary & gerbils are sociable. Maybe a bit too sociable as per the You Tube example.............:laugh::laugh:Makes the ol' catcher's mitt pale in comparison.
Oh well, light a few matches and we might be able to put the mitt to good use, but I'm not catching.
I'm pitching.
Who's your papi?
Oh well, light a few matches and we might be able to put the mitt to good use, but I'm not catching.
I'm pitching.
Who's your papi?
Complaints.
After receiving a series of complaints by PM, saying that there were no special activities/features for the ladies, we have taken the bull by the horn, so to speak, and introduced our world famous.....
"Banana Eating Contest",
Followed by the highly acclaimed "Beer Can Crushing Contest".
After receiving a series of complaints by PM, saying that there were no special activities/features for the ladies, we have taken the bull by the horn, so to speak, and introduced our world famous.....
"Banana Eating Contest",
Followed by the highly acclaimed "Beer Can Crushing Contest".
And you thought that Armageddon, was..... well.......... eh....... Armageddon.....Oh.....my.....god!
:bunny::bunny:
This all makes sense now....
I was at the Playero today looking for bananas so I could make a banana cream pie for the party tomorrow....and they were sold out!! I now see why!:cheeky:
Guess you'll have to settle for pasta salad!
:bunny::bunny:
I was at the Playero today looking for bananas so I could make a banana cream pie for the party tomorrow....and they were sold out!! I now see why!:cheeky:
Guess you'll have to settle for pasta salad!
:bunny::bunny:
No problem, Bronxy.
Just send another 50 bux by Western Union and we'll get you full access.
A fair bit, I'd say, and more to come?
Dare I???
Could I possibly top the Banana & Crushing contests?
Can ya handle more?
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I'd better wait for more votes on the matter, but in the meantime, I think I just found Blue Lodge's, Miz Pixey. (Proud owner of "those" panties)
I'd better wait for more votes on the matter, but in the meantime, I think I just found Blue Lodge's, Miz Pixey. (Proud owner of "those" panties)
That is harder to look at than the sun! :dead:
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