Rooster Help/Advice

[Tamborista]

All we are missing is Bettydiamond in her flannels with a sawed off shotgun chasing the cock down La Mulatta road in her unlaced Timmies.

tambo'

 

[dv8]

please, let us stick to the word "rooster" because when you say "beating a cock with a rubber chicken" my imagination runs a bit wild.

 

[ExtremeR]

Imagine that the "Shoot the Rooster" assassin plan works to perfection, and the cock results to be a fighting cock valued at US$60,000 like those that Frank Reyes and Jose Guillen bought not long ago.

I think the neighbour may set up a vigil, or coordinate an CSI-esque investigation on how the rooster died. The OP may have to sell his house to pay the neighbour LOL. Sorry had to say it

 

[MrMike]

Get yourself any pet that is incompatible with roosters. Dog, cat, another rooster etc. You can hardly be blamed for what happens to the neighbor's rooster then. After the rooster is taken care of you can show your remorse by getting rid of the pet. (Which you obviously don't want or you would have one already)

 

[suarezn]

please, let us stick to the word "rooster" because when you say "beating a cock with a rubber chicken" my imagination runs a bit wild.

Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock....giggity, giggity, giggity goo.

Coooocckkkk.:cheeky:

The OP did say this was a very old cock, so if you kill it and make a soup out of it it may prove a really hard cock to swallow...giggity, giggity, giggity goo.

 

[dv8]

I think the neighbour may set up a vigil, or coordinate an CSI-esque investigation on how the rooster died. The OP may have to sell his house to pay the neighbour LOL. Sorry had to say it

the gringo is the one guilty! :cheeky::cheeky::cheeky:
a prized rooster would be kept in a more secure place, i presume.

 

[jrhartley]

ive seen the cock and its quite impressive .You could try superglue in its corn

 

[dv8]

ive seen the cock and its quite impressive .You could try superglue in its corn

now, that could have been born only in REALLY evil mind :cheeky:

 

[jrhartley]

maybe if you become head rooster he will retreat to another area

 

[Drro]

JR speak up - it's true you saw the very large rooster/cock on a table across the street - I'm not exaggerating right? It's the biggest one I've ever seen!

And I'm so glad my post has given you all such great laughs - Im still the one with the problerma!

 

[ZEUS]

Here's my 50 cents solution: Hire the local drunk and buy him a bottle of Brugal. Promise him a few pesos when the case is solve.. But be careful not to be bribed by the individual, or you'll have to silence him too.

Good luck..

 

[ExtremeR]

Have you tried talking to the neighbor in the first place?

 

[TheHun]

For a Brugal?? I'll make the neighbor disapear!

Here's my 50 cents solution: Hire the local drunk and buy him a bottle of Brugal. Promise him a few pesos when the case is solve.. But be careful not to be bribed by the individual, or you'll have to silence him too.

Good luck..

Come on! For a Brugal I'd do the hit. I'm well trained and equipped! :rambo:
I wish to have a sawed off shotgun with a silencer thought.. Like the one from the "No Country For Old Man" movie.
And my lips are sealed!:speechles

The Hun

 

[dv8]

extremeR, we do not need the voice of reason in this thread
guys, i will donate a bottle of brugal for this cause.

 

[suarezn]

JR speak up - it's true you saw the very large rooster/cock on a table across the street - I'm not exaggerating right? It's the biggest one I've ever seen!

This keeps getting better and better...Giggity, giggity...:cheeky:

 

[catcherintherye]

Despite my preference for the tequila solution, let me just say, "Have Ghille Cock Camo Suit, Will Travel - Wire Catcher, Rye"

 

[jrhartley]

did you ask your neighbour what he was going to do about his cock waking you up in the early morning....I saw you heading in his direction (trying to look innocent)

 

[Drro]

I love the way you wrote/said that...

He said he knew they were a problem, especially the big one and sort of just brushed it off. He also tried to say it wasn't his rooster, someone else's that comes over to his property - like Peter Sellers says after the dog bite someone that he has been walking, my dog doesn't bite, well the dog bit me, and he says, it's not my dog!

Long story short, he's not taking responsibility for his cock - typical DR!

 

[M.A.R.]

Quagmire I mean Suarez, LMAO!!!!!!!!!:laugh::laugh:

Drro, its obvious the owner doesn't care about his cock, I think you should take him down.

 

[Drro]

Couldn't have said it better myself - you're very perceptive!