I avoid lettuce like the plague , anything that starts eating itself after a couple of days has to be full of bacteria.
this is one of the funniest posts I have ever read..
So you prefer food like Mc Donalds and twinkies which has a shelf Life of 3 years ?
Anything that does not ROT it not real food... and its certainly not as good for you as food that rots when left to the elements of nature.
The only reason you get sick from Lettuce is because the water used to clean it .. it you finished rinsing it with Bottled water ,you would not ever get sick
but that is obviously prohibitive cost wise..
so yes, in the DR best to avoid it unless you know the restaurant very well.