so today i went to santiago to see my doctor. it was good news so well worth the trip but it makes you question your sanity (and the quality of medical services in POP) when you take half a day to spend 10 minutes with your doctor...
anyways, i needed to go back to POP and metro was two hours wait so i took caribe tour bus. i got in, sat down and immediately remembered all the talk about bus accidents lately so i decided to buckle up. to the right of my seat was something that decidedly looked like a buckle so i dug to the left for the belt itself. unfortunately, my enthusiasm has stirred up the tenant burrowed deep in my seat. a roach emerged from between the cushions, winkled at me and scurried away in a lookout for a better place to nap.
i gotta say that it considerably dampened my enthusiasm towards travel safety. you guys remember now to clench your buttock when you travel in a caribe bus or else an intruder may run up your ass to snuggle with your sphincter.
i was never a fan of caribe and reckoned this incident really took the cake until i realized there was a lingering stench of old spice cologne over the front row of seats. i hate that smell. i thought nothing could top that until a charming old gentleman next to me proved me wrong by releasing a sudden cloud of poisonous rectal fumes that confirmed, once and for all, that the key to longevity was a diet consisting solely of lima beans and cabbage.
now i remember why is it that i prefer to drive here...
anyways, i needed to go back to POP and metro was two hours wait so i took caribe tour bus. i got in, sat down and immediately remembered all the talk about bus accidents lately so i decided to buckle up. to the right of my seat was something that decidedly looked like a buckle so i dug to the left for the belt itself. unfortunately, my enthusiasm has stirred up the tenant burrowed deep in my seat. a roach emerged from between the cushions, winkled at me and scurried away in a lookout for a better place to nap.
i gotta say that it considerably dampened my enthusiasm towards travel safety. you guys remember now to clench your buttock when you travel in a caribe bus or else an intruder may run up your ass to snuggle with your sphincter.
i was never a fan of caribe and reckoned this incident really took the cake until i realized there was a lingering stench of old spice cologne over the front row of seats. i hate that smell. i thought nothing could top that until a charming old gentleman next to me proved me wrong by releasing a sudden cloud of poisonous rectal fumes that confirmed, once and for all, that the key to longevity was a diet consisting solely of lima beans and cabbage.
now i remember why is it that i prefer to drive here...