US Thanksgiving in Sosua

JOHNNY HONDA

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Make sure Marcus gets plenty of coronas.
George. [/B]
Mark is his name George,Why Corona when there is Presidente?
As for swingers Id rather AZB bring some wives Im partial to chicas Dominicanas
J..H.:cool:
 

Escott

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I am going to be there in a week X. Should turn out to be quite the bash. He likes coronas because he is a mex. Marco has promised me he was going to put out a spread for us.

I will take the Swingers and the wives and hell I may even enjoy the daughters! Oh my, did I just say that? lol
 

Larry

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George

Considering what little backlash you got for trying to fool everyone with your post I dont think you should be upset at me for just making a joke.I have nothing against you George..I find your posts very informative.Enjoy Thanksgiving,
Larry
 

AZB

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Got a problem, I can't come to thanks giving party because i would be going to NYC. But i have invited my girlfriend and her sexy rubia (blond) hot sisters to come along. Now they insist that I take them there because they have taken time off from work to meet you gringos.
So I have a favor to ask of you guys: can 2 of you guys take care of my friends in my absence? I mean, I would be more than willing to buy food and booze for the 4 of you in return for good company and more. I will even pay for the hotel if you all keep them in good company because they are afraid to stay alone in a strange place. Anyone who is interested please inform me now so I can make the arrangements. Remember, all costs will be covered by me if you make those sweet sexy girls happy for the evening. Thanks in advance.
regards, AZB
 

Eddy

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Some things you might hear at the Thanksgiving dinner:


"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
"Let's do it in the Dining room"
 

AZB

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OJ would say:
"I like the white meat....better let me skin it...."
Sorry for the bad humor but just couldn't resist it.
 

JOHNNY HONDA

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One day before turkey,if it is anything like last night with the animal Scotty its gonna be a long night.How many are gonna show?Scott
Johnny
 

Robert

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I'll be getting into Sosua around lunch time, so I'm sure you will see me at around 6pm. I heard Scotty was a pussycat....