Clip? Wrong TW

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Janice said:
This has got to be the saddest case of penis envy I have ever read

grow up boys

You are envious of my penis? I never knew. Perhaps when I vist the DR we can get together and I can share it with you.

Just joking. Don't get bent all out of shape!
 

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Tony "C",Please man let this thread die!

Tony,you are 100% a better man than this thread is letting you be!..."Stick a fork in this one Tony!,It,s "Done!" I would rather your energies spent elsewhere. Any girls where you live? See my point? "Get Some!" Criss Colon
 

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Criss buddy, you took the words right out of my mouth. Now I know more about the damn (baja panty) muscle cars than I had ever learned in my whole life. I didn't know that alfas were still driven in USA with pride, especially an 84. Well, if that makes your day then be it.
 

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One of the attorneys in our office owns a Mclaren F-1, any of you boys want to compare "dicks' with that car?
 

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Tony C.:

Again, may I remind you, you are in Dominican air space, or cyberspace. This is Dominican territory. I am not in your fable Hialeah, where Mustangs and Camaros are a dime a dozen. This is Santo Domingo, where a Cobra, Camaro SS or Firebird Formula or Trans Am is a lady and road killer. You can count them with your hands and feet fingers and toes. Very selective and very expensive cars. A white Cobra R I know cost over $1,000,000 pesos. You order a new Firebird and you better dish out $900,000. A Firehawk would go over a million. That's as much as a nice apartment in Santo Domingo.

Even a Cavalier Z28 with nice equipment is a baja panty here. Naturally, we got all kinds of fancy cars. But BMW's and Mercedes are as common as motoconchos and jeepetas, so to be exclusive you have to drive something different and if it is powerful, the better. There is only one 2002 Mercedes SL600, the new model. That is exclusive. At best I have seen two Ferraris F-355's, one belonging to Sammy Sosa. New M3s are rare and so far only one new version of the M5. But the rest of the Beemers are nothing here. Alfas are as common as trees and very slow, even the new ones, the 164's and the rest.

Related to old Firebirds, let me bring you some history. The '69 TransAm, 6500cc hit 0-60 in 6.5 secs. The '71 HO 7451cc hit it in 5.4 secs. Just check Motortrend's issue of June 1998, Vol.50 #6, page 80-89 for the specs. Alongside the '99 version being tested did it in 5.1 with a powerful o.91 gs and stopped at 116ft. Even a behemoth like the '69 Grand Prix with 4000lbs and a 428ci did it in 6.8 secs. Pontiacs have always been fast and faster. And that is deadly in Lincoln Avenue on weekends. Eat your heart out and go to Coco Walk in Cocunut Grove to show your beat up Alfa and see what reaction you get. Have you tried showing it at South Beach. Hehehehehe!

TW
 

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How about?

How about my old 1967 396 turbo-jet super sport Chevelle.....now there's a muscle car! or the ZR1 Vette with the Chip in 90 was very quick...if I remember right
 

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Doug:

Don't break my heart mentioning such beautiful machines. Now you are talking about vintage power. The ZR1 is still a force to be reckoned with. Anybody with a ZR1 in mint condition can claim a ticket to heaven.

My first muscle car was a blue with black stripe Plymouth Roadrunner 1972 with a six-pack 440ci and a hurst pistol handle stickshift, with a functional hood scoop. The monster had a 4:11 rear. What an awsome machine. It even had the Beep-Beep horn. Had to almost give it away because of the oil embargo. I should have kept it in ice. My best car ever. I still have nightmares that I get it back and then someone steals it.

Now Janice, is that Mclaren here in DR? That's a mean machine.

TW
 
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is this like TW's car

This radical street Trans Am has fresh Viper red paint and weather stripping. The Crane cam gives the radical yet streetable engine a good hit. The engine has a zero deck 400 board .060 over with flat top TRW pistons, early model 72cc big valve heads, Brooks sheetmetal tunnel ram, twin 600 Holleys, nitrous, Milodon gear drive and plenty of braided lines. The tranny is a Turbo 350 with a TransGo repogramming kit, TCI 3000 stall converter and B&M shifter. Also included - 3.73 gears, fuel cell, cool can, aluminum radiator, electric fan, Corbeau seats, Stewart Warner gauges, and lots more.

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But here is the actual beast, the car not the Lady

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TW, the Mclaren is in lovely Las Vegas, from what I am told you won't likley find this million dollar plus car in the Dominican.

If the import taxes are what I read, the cost of the car (About 1 million dollars US) plus the same for import would be sort of an expensive toy.

I have never even had a ride or seen the car, just his pictures which he happily shows everyone, I guess it is one of the most coveted cars in the World. In thinking about it, he is as bad or worse than you guys in "penis envy" when it comes to talking about his toys. He also owns a Porsche 911 Carrera Turbo which is the only one I have ridden in, that is a very impressive car if you don't mind a doctors visit for a flexion/extension injury everytime he "impresses' you with it's power!

Lawyers, we do all the work and they make the money, thank God for my "gambling habit :)"

Janice
 

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Just came back from Daytona Beach. What a great weekend. HSR(historic racing) enduro, Rolex Cup and the Rolex 24hours of Daytona. I was in Gearhead heaven.
During the Rolex Cup, which is a street stock series, the Z06 Corvettes were having trouble with their Gearboxes. Seems the 3rd gear wasn't holding up under the strain. This is something the guys at GM will surely look into. That is what the race for. To better the breed...
The 24 hours was incredible. It was great the see the old Ferrari 333sp's in the lead early on. The sound of their engines was music to my ears. I guess everybody was wrong about the Judd V-10. It can go 24hours.
Got to ride around the paddock in the new Maserati Spyder. I want one. I was especially impressed with the Paddle shifter.
My favorite event was the Historics. Porsche 935's, 917's, 917-10, RSR's, 956, 962's, Ferrari-spice, Corvettes, Dodge Challengers,
Lola's, Lancia's, Sauber Mercedes!
I have some great shots. Now if somebody would show me how to post a photo on here!