By the way, folks, I never came around to publish my one little book: It's a Delicacy in Japan!
While not a magnum opus ? la Junot D?az or even an attempt at Dominicanizing David Sedaris, it was supposed to be fun... at the expense of those super-duper elitists who could eat anything, even if it's twice-regurgitated food from a dying dog... just as long as the dog is Finnish, American, Japanese or from any "developed" country. Just make sure the dog is not Dominican.
"Hey, gringo, here's some locrio de longaniza, con aguacate y fritos maduros, y una ensaladita."
DR1 gringo: "Yuck! You gonna eat THAT?!"