my conscience
I am feeling pangs of doubt for spoofing whomever emailed Escott to suggest the July 4th party be held on Sunday, July 3rd, instead... when July 3rd was the day all along.
er... it occurred to me there might still be some corners of the planet that do not know the cultural meaning of "July 4th" in the US of A,
especially given the fact that February 27th is the name of the game in this country.
If so, this person would expect that a July 4th party could only be held on July 4th.
So, if the suggestion were made innocently from one of the corners of the planet still in the dark
... my apologies.
Secretly, I am hoping the suggestion came from an alien, it would be totally kewl and would raise the bar for parties everywhere if we got our first alien here.
Please, alien, come to the party!! Please.