Dominican ingenuity

dv8

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our bin is searched regularly. i always leave useful stuff in a separate bag, from old shoes to nails, pieces of wood, pipe and so on.

i used to watch milk seller arrive in a barrio with barrel full of milk, selling by ladle measure. people would bring powder milk cans, margarine tubs, plastic chloro bottles, rum bottles, pans, pots, plastic and glass jars.
 

AlterEgo

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Out of the blue,

Paint buckets ( empty) used as a place for hens to lay eggs.
Disconnected fridge used as wardrobe.
Barbed wire used as clothes hanger.
Empty cloro bottles used as water containers.
Knifes used as screw drivers.
Stones used as hammers.
Piece of metal used as a fuse.
Diffrent size tyres on a car.
Diffrent colour bulbs in car headlights.
...............
I have seen all that in my own house........ at the beginning.

In the campo:

Those 5 gallon paint buckets are like gold, used for everything.
The big blue barrels are even higher on the "dream" list.
Laundry is dried on fences and on cactus plants. The lucky ones have a wire to hang the clothes, but rarely clothespins.
Empty gallon bottles of cloro, mistolin, etc., are cut out [leaving the handle intact] and used as scoops for water, etc.
Skinny tall trees are cut and cleaned, and used to frame wooden houses.
Tire rims are repurposed as a BBQ - they weld metal legs onto them.
Old suitcases are used as dressers.
A rope nailed to the walls catty-cornered serves as a closet to hang clothes.

A million other little things, nothing coming to mind right now.
 

Vinyasa

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Barbed wire used as clothes hanger.

I never quite get this one. It surely can't be a good idea to use barbed wire as a clothes line can it? Surely it must trash the clothes.

OK, got another one.
My bike chain broke whilst i was up in the hills near Joba Arriba last year. Got to a mechanic and asked him if he had a chain link extractor.
Overjoyed mometarily when he said yes.....yes, but....it was broken!
No problem however as he managed to extract the pin from the chain-link using only a screwdriver and a hammer....no mean feat!
 

malko

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My fence posts are pi?on like everybodys in the campo. There's probably 50 + posts.
Twice a year I cut the growth and use the wood for everything.
Hen houses, pegs for rocks, plant pots decoration, traps for zombies, props for bana a trees and flowers and plants.
 

wrecksum

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My best super Swiss kitchen knife used as a can opener and hammer + screwdriver.......


(When the can opener is next to it in the drawer)
 

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My best super Swiss kitchen knife used as a can opener and hammer + screwdriver.......


(When the can opener is next to it in the drawer)

I think the can opener baffles them, especially campesinos. I've had the same maid for years, and she still brings me the can and opener and asks me to open it. I tried to show her countless times, now I just shut up and open the can. Much better than her using my good knives.... :)
 

the gorgon

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My best super Swiss kitchen knife used as a can opener and hammer + screwdriver.......


(When the can opener is next to it in the drawer)

you and everybody else. i posted once that my friend's girlfriend had never seen a can opener until she went to his house the first time. people did not believe me.

it's a true story.
 

barker1964

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you and everybody else. i posted once that my friend's girlfriend had never seen a can opener until she went to his house the first time. people did not believe me.

it's a true story.

My friends wife who is a surgeon at a major hospital in Santo Domingo did not know how to turn on the stove......And it was electric.....BTW Dominicans use knives to open cans. That's why all the tips are broken or damaged......LOL
 

jkc

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that is standard operating procedure everywhere...

That is what i thought as well? iT it is the same everywhere! If you have an older model, what exactly would you do? Find a Hanger, get it open or call a locksmith or remove the lock and take it to Home depot and have the key made? it is not a DOMINICAN SPECIALTY!
 

the gorgon

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In the campo:

Those 5 gallon paint buckets are like gold, used for everything.
The big blue barrels are even higher on the "dream" list.
Laundry is dried on fences and on cactus plants. The lucky ones have a wire to hang the clothes, but rarely clothespins.
Empty gallon bottles of cloro, mistolin, etc., are cut out [leaving the handle intact] and used as scoops for water, etc.
Skinny tall trees are cut and cleaned, and used to frame wooden houses.
Tire rims are repurposed as a BBQ - they weld metal legs onto them.
Old suitcases are used as dressers.
A rope nailed to the walls catty-cornered serves as a closet to hang clothes.

A million other little things, nothing coming to mind right now.

i live in a very nice apartment building, with a large security gate for which all the tenants have their own keys. when i moved in, my sector had a girl from Estonia, a German, and a Russian lady. they all have moved on, and now they have rented two of the apartments to Dominicans. one is a sanky, for whom some Canadian girl pays the rent, and a government official of sorts.

now, on certain occasions when you get home, the main entrance gate is used as a clothesline. all manner of laundry hanging on the gate. it would be nice if i didn't have to walk behind them and close the gate after they leave. they are just too lazy to lock the darn thing behind themselves. i check it every night before i turn in to bed. it makes you wonder.
 

barker1964

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Bronxboy

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I have heard of Dominicans using an iron to make grill cheese sandwishes just like "jailbirds" do. hahahahahaha
 

william webster

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my windshield rearview mirror fell off...

efforts to re-attach w/ the special mirror glue only served to remove chunk of glass from the windshield

I went to my 'taller' for some RD ingenuity

they fashioned a bent stem that they drilled into the windscreen frame and hung the rearview mirror on

works like a charm