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Insects
Hmmmmmm ....
Usually I have to buy someone else the rum to get them to bite me. Or at least to get them to nibble a little.*Esther* said:
A mind, High I.Q. or no, is a terrible thing to waste.
FYI: "Out-of-Context" colloquially refers to quoting just a few words of a person's communication while ignoring the rest to artificially create an idea different from the setting in which speech or writing takes place. Note that the above quote does not meet that criteria. Rather, it relies on a typo by the author to create a humourous reply and would function equally as well if all of the post were included. Instead of saying that if any mosquito bites you she typed "if anyone bites you". Little Joe, get a clue. And if you can't get one, borrow some more money from your welfare center or girlfriend and buy one.
And perhaps, Mr. High IQ you should be required to understand English before you post in that language or else be required to stick to Spanish. But then again I've seen your posts in Spanish and your comprehension isn't any better.jose?to said:
FYI: "Out-of-Context" colloquially refers to quoting just a few words of a person's communication while ignoring the rest to artificially create an idea different from the setting in which speech or writing takes place. Note that the above quote does not meet that criteria. Rather, it relies on a typo by the author to create a humourous reply and would function equally as well if all of the post were included. Instead of saying that if any mosquito bites you she typed "if anyone bites you". Little Joe, get a clue. And if you can't get one, borrow some more money from your welfare center or girlfriend and buy one.
XR, you are correct once again. See, I never claimed to be an 'A' student; don't know what the slide rule is for; and I even forgot the French I took. But I do know this: each and every time I make a Presidente beer bet with some fellow posters, I win. They call me the breeze; so cool, that I don't feel the wind, for the wind feels me.
And that stuff about my Spanish, well, eso no te lo crees ni tu mismo. Other than that, you're a good sport. A bit pompous, but what the heck, you're Whitey Ford in the D.R.!
I almost forgot to tell you the deal about the beer bets. I'll keep you in suspense, pero no cojas la cuerda mas r?pido que un reloj carabelita.
-Joseito
A cunning linguist for the new millenium, and XR's Spanish AND English language--and poetry-- instructor. And the n?mero uno wine expert of the Lone Star State y la provincia La Altagracia
Flor del alba es su nombre, due?a de mi coraz?n
And that stuff about my Spanish, well, eso no te lo crees ni tu mismo. Other than that, you're a good sport. A bit pompous, but what the heck, you're Whitey Ford in the D.R.!
I almost forgot to tell you the deal about the beer bets. I'll keep you in suspense, pero no cojas la cuerda mas r?pido que un reloj carabelita.
-Joseito
A cunning linguist for the new millenium, and XR's Spanish AND English language--and poetry-- instructor. And the n?mero uno wine expert of the Lone Star State y la provincia La Altagracia
Flor del alba es su nombre, due?a de mi coraz?n
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Sorry, All in Fun, I couldn't Resist This ...
We feel for you 'bro.
Tom (aka XR)
No, but the initial lack of oxygen does finally explain most of your posts.jose?to said:
We feel for you 'bro.
Tom (aka XR)
Dianne,
XR knows what I mean. And if YOU don't, then it proves once again that some ladies are easily intimidated by the latest DR1 BAD BOY. It's either that, or you can't read.
I'll simplify it for you:
"Esther" wrote about mosquito bites.
Your bad boy XR made stupid fun of it.
I pointed it out.
Bad boy XR can't take it.
Bad boy XR can't resist the urge to answer (he's very predictable).
(sorry about this last sentence, Dianne, I know it was a bit long)
I called him a nazi--it's a proven method of defense (but he didn't know it until YOU came to his rescue) (Woops! Sorry, I'm long-winded, you know)
YOU didn't like it (the nazi part--remember?)
Live with it. Too late. Yes, I can edit it, but BAD BOY xr, having nothing better to do, already moved it to his permanent DR1 files (Damn it, Jose, you said you were going to keep it simple).
I'm replying back to you, Dianne.
Your choice: the nazi or the good guys (at this moment, BAD BOY xr pulls his dictionary to correct me on the pluralization of the word nazi--did I say he was very predictable?--and then he's offended at the fact that I didn't say Nazi but nazi. He's just going to have to live with it).
-Joseito
Mr. Good Guy of DR1
XR knows what I mean. And if YOU don't, then it proves once again that some ladies are easily intimidated by the latest DR1 BAD BOY. It's either that, or you can't read.
I'll simplify it for you:
"Esther" wrote about mosquito bites.
Your bad boy XR made stupid fun of it.
I pointed it out.
Bad boy XR can't take it.
Bad boy XR can't resist the urge to answer (he's very predictable).
(sorry about this last sentence, Dianne, I know it was a bit long)
I called him a nazi--it's a proven method of defense (but he didn't know it until YOU came to his rescue) (Woops! Sorry, I'm long-winded, you know)
YOU didn't like it (the nazi part--remember?)
Live with it. Too late. Yes, I can edit it, but BAD BOY xr, having nothing better to do, already moved it to his permanent DR1 files (Damn it, Jose, you said you were going to keep it simple).
I'm replying back to you, Dianne.
Your choice: the nazi or the good guys (at this moment, BAD BOY xr pulls his dictionary to correct me on the pluralization of the word nazi--did I say he was very predictable?--and then he's offended at the fact that I didn't say Nazi but nazi. He's just going to have to live with it).
-Joseito
Mr. Good Guy of DR1
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