This post is going exactly where I feared it would go. Mind you, I like the joking just as well as you guys, but it does not really help.
Maybe we should move it to legal. Just a suggestion.
f.e. I could bring in some real man-eater Malinois I mean the kind that will attack, but also maul any intruder to bits. If you have a dog like that in Belgium, you are in deep trouble. A dog can only attack if the owner is under threat, and only from the front. Most dogs will attack the back as this the safest place to attack. There is the example of an armed robbery in Belgium, where the dog scared the intruder away. While the intruder was running, he jumped into a hole in the garden, as deep as he was tall. The dog mauled the face of the guy. The robber filed a complaint in the Belgian courts and won. The owner had to put the dog down, and had to pay huge damages for the damage to the face of the robber. So how is the legal situation here?
Maybe we should move it to legal. Just a suggestion.
f.e. I could bring in some real man-eater Malinois I mean the kind that will attack, but also maul any intruder to bits. If you have a dog like that in Belgium, you are in deep trouble. A dog can only attack if the owner is under threat, and only from the front. Most dogs will attack the back as this the safest place to attack. There is the example of an armed robbery in Belgium, where the dog scared the intruder away. While the intruder was running, he jumped into a hole in the garden, as deep as he was tall. The dog mauled the face of the guy. The robber filed a complaint in the Belgian courts and won. The owner had to put the dog down, and had to pay huge damages for the damage to the face of the robber. So how is the legal situation here?