Rocky's 4th of July gathering

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From me to you......

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Rio, mi amiga!
Como esta?

July 4 just won't be THE 4th of July without your presence!
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Muy bien, gracias......

I am sure I can rely on you for a full rundown of proceedings - make sure you put plenty of talcum powder on to prevent chafing from the thong, won't you.

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Rio
 
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Somebody left their panties here and if they'd care to come and claim them on BBQ day, food and drinks are on the house.

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All I can say is DAMN!!! :laugh::bunny::bunny:
Rocky said:
Somebody left their panties here and if they'd care to come and claim them on BBQ day, food and drinks are on the house.

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Many will recognize the of this pic as Rocky's Bar!!!

I'd luv to hear the story behind the pic but I'm too scared to find out the TRUTH! :D
 
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Seems to me we have quite the cast of charaters attending this year! Let's see....

1) BlueLodge with some seriously HUGE anatomy:surprised

2) Barnacle Bytch wearing some fancy electrified pasties accompanied by a foul mouthed parrot:pirate:

3) Men in G strings, nut bra's, and DR1 logos:paranoid:

4) Not sure about the hamster (but that could explain some hairy palms):p

5) I'm guessing a rather large, panty-less woman will, no doubt, be looking for her undies. I'm sure you can't go buy another pair just anywhere!:nervous:

6) Sandi in a bra and panties - but don't be looking for her to be dancing on the bar because she's been demoted to lap dances since "the incident". I am apparently going to be in a Teddy....but don't hold your breath for that because Sandi & I will be too busy slamming back the Tequila shots trying desperately to erase the visions of the above noted:dead:

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Rocky said:
Somebody left their panties here and if they'd care to come and claim them on BBQ day, food and drinks are on the house.

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This brings up a visual that scares me. It is fairly simple to find the owner of the panties. Everyone that is anyone will be at Rocky's on the 4th, so each person entering should try on the panties. It will be an exercise similar to Cinderella. What think thee?
 
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I suggest hanging it over the entrance to the bar making sure the crotch part faces out......

......uhmmm hittin' everyone in the face!!!
 
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A Cinderella Contest......

AlaninDR said:
This brings up a visual that scares me. It is fairly simple to find the owner of the panties. Everyone that is anyone will be at Rocky's on the 4th, so each person entering should try on the panties. It will be an exercise similar to Cinderella. What think thee?
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Sounds like a good idea.
A Cinderella contest, it will be.
The offer still stands, free drinks, free eats for the lady who claims rightful ownership.
She will, of course, need to prove a proper fit, to claim her Cinderella prize.
 
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apostropheman

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Man I wish cold be there!
LuvtheDR said:
Seems to me we have quite the cast of charaters attending this year! Let's see....

1) BlueLodge with some seriously HUGE anatomy:surprised

2) Barnacle Bytch wearing some fancy electrified pasties accompanied by a foul mouthed parrot:pirate:

3) Men in G strings, nut bra's, and DR1 logos:paranoid:

4) Not sure about the hamster (but that could explain some hairy palms)

5) I'm guessing a rather large, panty-less woman will, no doubt, be looking for her undies. I'm sure you can't go buy another pair just anywhere!

6) Sandi in a bra and panties - but don't be looking for her to be dancing on the bar because she's been demoted to lap dances since "the incident". I am apparently going to be in a Teddy....but don't hold your breath for that because Sandi & I will be too busy slamming back the Tequila shots trying desperately to erase the visions of the above noted:dead:

:bunny::bunny:
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Although, truth be told, I could live without the men in G strings, nut bra's and huge panties....but perhaps we could use them to cover up BlueLodge's seriously HUGE anatomy:surprised

The foul mouthed bird has my attention for some strange reason...and I'm not concerned about the hamster, much (will snottman be there?) :cheeky::bunny::bunny:
 
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apostropheman said:
The foul mouthed bird has my attention for some strange reason...and I'm not concerned about the hamster, much (will snottman be there?) :cheeky::bunny::bunny:
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Will you be flying in The Habitrail from Higuey this year?

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I think not :D

I bet if we put our heads together we could think of a better home for the poor hamster ;):cheeky::bunny::bunny:

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Will you be flying in The Habitrail from Higuey this year?

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Rocky said:
Sounds like a good idea.
A Cinderella contest, it will be.
The offer still stands, free drinks, free eats for the lady who claims rightful ownership.
She will, of course, need to prove a proper fit, to claim her Cinderella prize.
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In this world i've only met one woman worthy of all the love I could give. That would be my very own Miz Pixey shown below. Whether those panties will fit her or not, I don't know. There's a lot of love in her package just waiting to explode. And to be honest, I've never fully explored all she has to offer. One thing that always bothered me was the title on her pic, "Cinderfella". Perhaps July 4th will be the day to find out if true love knows no bounds.


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