""What do you want me to do, suck your dick?".
I'm sorry, I know this is horrible, but some part of me can't help cheering. How many times in my 25years+ in the service industry have I wanted to say exactly that? While most people handle legitimate complaints in a reasonable manner, some people (ok, maybe not the poor guy who was told that this time) are simply insufferable jerks.
We get it, you're a guest and we're more than happy to have you. We're even grateful for your complaint, as it gives us a chance not only to make it right for you, but also to address any underlying issues to keep it from happening on a regular basis. But relax -- we didn't botch a surgery here, we screwed up a meal / reservation / drink order / bill. It's not the end of the world, and you're not the queen of England. Take a deep breath, calm down, and don't treat us like endentured servants because your fries are cold.
As an aside: my rules for making a complaint:
Care enough to warrant a complaint
Complain to someone who can fix it, not the poor guy who happens to be there at the time
Have a legitimate, SPECIFIC complaint (or series of complaints)
Present a reasonable, viable solution
If I can't marry those four points, I simply don't complain. I just don't go back.
I'm sorry, I know this is horrible, but some part of me can't help cheering. How many times in my 25years+ in the service industry have I wanted to say exactly that? While most people handle legitimate complaints in a reasonable manner, some people (ok, maybe not the poor guy who was told that this time) are simply insufferable jerks.
We get it, you're a guest and we're more than happy to have you. We're even grateful for your complaint, as it gives us a chance not only to make it right for you, but also to address any underlying issues to keep it from happening on a regular basis. But relax -- we didn't botch a surgery here, we screwed up a meal / reservation / drink order / bill. It's not the end of the world, and you're not the queen of England. Take a deep breath, calm down, and don't treat us like endentured servants because your fries are cold.
As an aside: my rules for making a complaint:
Care enough to warrant a complaint
Complain to someone who can fix it, not the poor guy who happens to be there at the time
Have a legitimate, SPECIFIC complaint (or series of complaints)
Present a reasonable, viable solution
If I can't marry those four points, I simply don't complain. I just don't go back.