A little naive perhaps - and if you'd gotten to DR1.com a bit sooner, this may have been avoided - but a good post indeed.
Part of the problem is that they (the owners) are East coast Philadelphians and they are in it for business, not to make any friends. They reproduce (or at least did when the fluctuation was insane) their menus daily, and make sure to keep profit maintained. They've put together a very nice property and aim to get every centavo they can from every gullible tourist they can. Consider yourself part of the crowd (disenchanted).
(onasidenote) After their BEagles lost the Super Bowl last year, I think they wanted to kill everyone. Slowly.
After reading your report, it brought me back to the the last time I ate there. It was at the end of a long weekend and we were on our way home shortly after dining.
We took the scenic route back to SD - the one with all the steeps and bends. I lost my lunch in the first real sharp hairpin as you get over the top of the mtn. Even though this is over a year later, I bet I could still find its remains, it was epic. My two friends in the car lost all control and were crying from laughter. The sounds of the projectiles - and my heaving - were echoing along the cordillera.
I begged them to stop, but they were so entertained by my one-arm-ralphing-maneuver............... I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone laugh so hard. They eventually did stop because the hilarity had overcome them. Good friends they were.
I don't recall what I ordered, but I put it in through the owner who said he'd make sure it was done correctly (leaning on my previous experiences there, I made it a point with him). Sure enough, I ordered ham and got turkey - something like that.
When the bill came, I left it there and gave a wave, knowing it was my "last meal".
Anyway, I'm sorry this shathole ruined your vacation. This post should serve well to the masses, in the future.
I'd recommend the pizzas at Lax. Actually, just about anything at Lax. I've almost lived there for a week at a time and they didn't even charge me rent, just drinks.
I'd eat my left arm to have a beer in one of their rope hammocks, right now.
Stick to rice and beans. Can't go wrong, AND, it keeps the air moving.