I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW...
You guys are hilarious!
Damn, suarezn, you made me laugh out loud with that one! Why on earth would your grandfather say such a thing? Because moro is easy to make and cueros are always in a hurry? Why, please tell me why, so I can stop laughing. I'm serious, man. Oh My God.
Jose?to, papi, mi compa?ero de chilingui, te tengo tu buen con-con aqu? guardadito. Ahora, Jose?to, cuabero de mi anafe, imag?nate que por estar de fi(s)no un lego dominicano le diga a su ?ltima conquista, "Mira, Belkis, me perdonas, pero tu gl?teo y esf?nter despide un aroma ofensivo al olfato humano." Lo entender? el cuero sucio? Si el tipo no le menciona el 'Lemisol', es posible que ni las 'high-class' cueros lo entiendan. (Pero la taban? se la van a dar 'comoquiera'.)
Supposedly, gentlemen, "trabajadoras sexuales" is the PC term for these women now. However, to Dominicans, a cuero is a cuero (prostitute), and in the DR all cueros speak the same language, and they understand one another very well. Consider the following scenario...
One day, while running late and on her way to meet a john, Cuero #1 was quickly leaving the caba?a where she had just finished servicing another john. Across the street she sees her long-lost friend, Cuero #2, doing the same. With no time to stop and chat, Cuero #1 yells: "Llaaaa(?)-maaaa-meeee!"
Cuero#2: "Y yo taaaam-bi?eeen!"
See? El idioma espa?ol es REGIONAL, se?ores!
-Indie
I think only Dominicans got that one.