Milk it two ways ....
You mean goatmother!!! Excellent idea - few quids to be made. Free milk and 2 teenagers with a goat ... dvd for sale? may sell well with gringosSorry to keep you all on tenterhooks. No electric so no internet. I am so grateful for your concern. Not even fried a little so far, only because they didn't turn up - just as well not enough crabs for everyone. They assure me they are coming tonight. Chief electrician was busy last night - probably with his goat. I have 2 Dominican stepsons - 17 and 15, and the main rule in this house is no sex before they are 18 (and once one is 18 I may increase it to 25), as I don't want to be a grandmother, and the girls round here have a nasty habit of getting pregnant and then finding who they perceive to be rich for a quick bonk and then say it is their kid. Anyway, chief electrician siad I should buy them a lady goat as all Dominican men worth their salt practise on goats first and it will improve their technique and stop them getting too frustrated - the boys not the goats. Do you think this is a good idea???? All advice gratefully received.
matilda