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Pursue Chica or ....Not?
To Pursue or Not? Looking for fun in all the wrong places!
Don't do it!
Quote:"And as for me I am 25, athletic build, handsome and very cool and smooth with the chicks." Quote
Some people are just trying to act cool, without knowing what cool is!
Some women just are frigid.
Write a PM to Frank12, see him at the bar O'..hey. in Cabarete after 5PM.
He'll hook you up free of charge.
He knows a nymphomaniac, kite surfing chick great shape!
Used to have a burning bush but now holds a Brazilian passport.
Enjoy!!!:lick::lick::lick:
Don't do it!
Quote:"And as for me I am 25, athletic build, handsome and very cool and smooth with the chicks." Quote
Some people are just trying to act cool, without knowing what cool is!
Some women just are frigid.
Write a PM to Frank12, see him at the bar O'..hey. in Cabarete after 5PM.
He'll hook you up free of charge.
He knows a nymphomaniac, kite surfing chick great shape!
Used to have a burning bush but now holds a Brazilian passport.
Enjoy!!!:lick::lick::lick:
I feel you Gorgon, it's a real eye opener. But you know, to me is the new breed and way of thinking. You know when there is a problem that even Dominican Yorks avoid their families in DR for the same reasons. lol
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MAKE love? god help me. are you chip or something? i understand that at some stage of life a man is happy to MAKE it last over a minute but what's love got to do with it?
hahahahaha La Pela!!!!!!
Seriously, I am and always will be a soft hearted romantic until I land in Santiago and then all bets are off!!!!!
Seven night Stands:
Ok, i got 10 minutes to kill before i take off to Samana on a scooter. true story. I want to see how much gas i need to get there.
I used to work on cruise ships. I started in 1985 with Chandris based out of New York & San Juan Puerto Rico--doing cruises to Bermuda and Caribbean and finished in 1999 with Fred Olsen--based out of Dover, England--doing 14 day cruises of the Baltic & Mediterranean.
When you work on a ship and have any kind of management position, you're allowed to interact with passengers--eating and drinking with them. You also get your own cabin. This a major on cruise ships. When you have your own cabin, you are king. I was very fortunate, sometimes i had my own cabin, but occasionally, on a couple different ships, i had one roommate.
I held positions of Assistant Cruise Director & Tours Manager--AKA--"Shore Excursion manager." Over 14 years of working on and off various cruise ships, i could write not one book, but a whole encyclopedia set about "Short Time" relationships. I've dated dancers, singers, casino dealers, hostesses, and waitresses. On many big cruise ships, you have 2000, 3000, and even 4000 passengers on the newer ones. This means, you have to have 2000 to 3000 officers, staff & crew to attend all of these passengers.
When you have this many people in a confined area, you have a lot of sex going on. Amongst the entertainment staff and crew, we have a saying: you never lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn. People get shuffled around, people break up only to reunite on a different ship. I've seen it happen numerous times; its even happen to me.
When i say there are a lot of sex going on...i mean, there are colossal amounts of sex going on. This is human nature. You've got your singles, your newlyweds, your couples; you got people breaking-up, then making-up, then rotating partners. There's a lot going on aboard ships, both below deck and above deck. maybe one day i'll write a book about it. I had the pleasure of witnessing a lot of drama and crazy events from a sober point of view. I seldom drink, but i've witnessed some real spectacular events among both staff and passengers out in the middle of no where--where the only thing your surrounded by is the sea and alcohol. fortunately, every 7 to 14 days, you get a whole new set of 2000 to 4000 new passengers coming on board, and the mayhem and chaos ensues all over again.
This is how i see places like Cabarete and Sosua...here, we get this rotation--exactly like cruise ships--where people are only in town for 7 to 14 days--and they do all kinds of crazy things. If you're fortunate enough to sit back and observe it with a sober eye, you can witness some amazing spectacular drama take place on the beach. Not one book, nor ten books could ever do it justice because, the same show starts all over again, every fortnight, with a new set of planes touching down. whenever a new plane touches down, people come running off like a herd of buffulo. No one is safe, not even the wooden statues that sit outside our bar on the beach. everything is fornicated with, seduced, massaged, charmed, and proposed to. even our Santa Clause is not safe in this environment.
I got to go now. My scooter is calling me!I have to reach Samana before it gets dark.
Frank
Ok, i got 10 minutes to kill before i take off to Samana on a scooter. true story. I want to see how much gas i need to get there.
I used to work on cruise ships. I started in 1985 with Chandris based out of New York & San Juan Puerto Rico--doing cruises to Bermuda and Caribbean and finished in 1999 with Fred Olsen--based out of Dover, England--doing 14 day cruises of the Baltic & Mediterranean.
When you work on a ship and have any kind of management position, you're allowed to interact with passengers--eating and drinking with them. You also get your own cabin. This a major on cruise ships. When you have your own cabin, you are king. I was very fortunate, sometimes i had my own cabin, but occasionally, on a couple different ships, i had one roommate.
I held positions of Assistant Cruise Director & Tours Manager--AKA--"Shore Excursion manager." Over 14 years of working on and off various cruise ships, i could write not one book, but a whole encyclopedia set about "Short Time" relationships. I've dated dancers, singers, casino dealers, hostesses, and waitresses. On many big cruise ships, you have 2000, 3000, and even 4000 passengers on the newer ones. This means, you have to have 2000 to 3000 officers, staff & crew to attend all of these passengers.
When you have this many people in a confined area, you have a lot of sex going on. Amongst the entertainment staff and crew, we have a saying: you never lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn. People get shuffled around, people break up only to reunite on a different ship. I've seen it happen numerous times; its even happen to me.
When i say there are a lot of sex going on...i mean, there are colossal amounts of sex going on. This is human nature. You've got your singles, your newlyweds, your couples; you got people breaking-up, then making-up, then rotating partners. There's a lot going on aboard ships, both below deck and above deck. maybe one day i'll write a book about it. I had the pleasure of witnessing a lot of drama and crazy events from a sober point of view. I seldom drink, but i've witnessed some real spectacular events among both staff and passengers out in the middle of no where--where the only thing your surrounded by is the sea and alcohol. fortunately, every 7 to 14 days, you get a whole new set of 2000 to 4000 new passengers coming on board, and the mayhem and chaos ensues all over again.
This is how i see places like Cabarete and Sosua...here, we get this rotation--exactly like cruise ships--where people are only in town for 7 to 14 days--and they do all kinds of crazy things. If you're fortunate enough to sit back and observe it with a sober eye, you can witness some amazing spectacular drama take place on the beach. Not one book, nor ten books could ever do it justice because, the same show starts all over again, every fortnight, with a new set of planes touching down. whenever a new plane touches down, people come running off like a herd of buffulo. No one is safe, not even the wooden statues that sit outside our bar on the beach. everything is fornicated with, seduced, massaged, charmed, and proposed to. even our Santa Clause is not safe in this environment.
I got to go now. My scooter is calling me!I have to reach Samana before it gets dark.
Frank
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i am a selfish SOB. i want him to inform me first, just in case he gets tired of repeating himself.
Shall we sign you up for a duet at Our Lady of Hearts Catholic Church with Chip?
"R"
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We have two cities like this in the USA " Las Vegas and Miami" this is nothing new, people have been going to these two places to hook up for years. Cruises are what I call "boat people" and they are not the most attractive bunch of people LOL that is why they only spend a few hours at each destination. No need to go and spend LONGGGG!!!! days on a boat with average and below average looking people when you can see beautiful women in Las Vegas and Miami on 3 day weekends.
When I am in the airport here in Chicago and headed to MIA or FLL I can tell the "boat people" right away because they look a certain way and don't even get me started on the cloths they wear.
BTW One of the worst flights is ORD to MIA because of all the "boat people" and now your saying these people are having sex on those boats NOT COOL!!! I don't really care for Vegas that much, but the women in Vegas are much prettier then "boat women"
Also when I am in Old San Juan and one of those cruises come in NO beautiful women come off of those boats sorry I don t see it.
I've never been on a cruise ship before but your description gives me the imagination of flying monkeys and wombats scurrying of the boat once it docks. Meh! I dunno why but cruse ships in my mind are floating buffets with a strict schedule.from the famous words of Sweet Brown, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"