My "First Wife",was from rural Thailand.(I Know,I Know!!)
Her house was built up on tree trunks,and had NO bathroom.
While visiting,I had my usual case of "The Runs".(Affictionados of Thai food will KNOW!)
I HAD TO $HIT!
WHERE???
I went into a "room" with walls and a real door,found a paper bag,filled it,folded it,and threw it out the window!!
"Wheew!"
THAT's how I spell,"R-E-L-I-E-F"
I walked out like nothing had happened.
That's when I saw the dogs,"Hungry Dogs"!!!!
One was in the lead,carrying "My Bag" with about 10 more in ravenous"Hot Persuit"!
As they caught the "Bag Dog",he was slowed by the weight of the bag I guess,a fight ensued over the "contents".
I watch as they devoured what had only a minute before been the couse of my distress!(Comida Rapida,Thai Style)
They later,my relatives,NOT the dogs,dug a big hole with a little "out house" over it because my sister was coming to visit.
They put it next to the water well!
After I divorced "That Wife",I "Married Up?" and got my "Dominican Princess"!
She had an indoor toilet here in "Somon Bolivar" barrio of Santo Domingo.
Just the "Toilet",no "tank",no water,no toilet paper,not even a "paper bag" for the dogs!
One good thing about here,my sister-in-law works for "Kimberly Clark",(Scott Paper Products) and brings home a case of 48 rolls of "Scott Toilet Paper" every month!
Now if I could just get everyone to put it in the little white can next to the toilet after they use it,and NOT on the floor!
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