ok, so to sum up the reasons most of the posters use to explain why they landed in DR:
weather is really gross apart from the time it rains. i used to have mild migraines in poland, virtually no migraines in london. here they got so severe i had to go to hospital several times for painkiller injections, all weather related.
i would not see the difference between
beers and rons of this world if the fate of the planet depended on it. i just don't. in addition i do not even drink anymore as even the smallest amount of alcohol triggered migraines. so dominican alcohols do not do anything for me.
i find
dominicans very unremarkable, as opposed to many posters here. nah. people are all the same everywhere in the world, only places are different. i have met truly nice folks and nasty rude a**holes in all the countries i have been to and DR ain't an exception.
cheap pu**y is somehow of no interest to me
in addition:
in short, to paraphrase rimbaud: "POP is the most boring place on earth right after the one where my parents live".
there are no libraries that actually have books worth reading and let people take them out
in four years i have made zero friends and it is getting sad, as seneca would justify lack of friends as a reason enough to commit a suicide. i am not an easy person with my sarcasm and all that