Relax, Tony...
But not so fast, Dortic?s.
Here's the deal:
The 1's and 0's members of this board will say, "Tony's got a point."
However, the most liberal members, the groovy thinkers here, have read your admission of accepting reparations in the forms of tax deduction. Nice going for someone who has, for three years now, written about self-reliance and capitalism!
Now, on to the jealousy part:
Talk about "old and tired and....LAME," these are different times, Dortic?s. How can we, as a group, be envious of you? Well, as I told that leprechaunian zany dude with the ranch, "Whatever you gotta tell yourself."
But no, we are not jealous of the "Miami Cubans success story." Especially one that has to be celebrated by your commander-in-thief, George Dubya Bush. You can keep your "success" and your congressional representation, we'll keep the D.R. Yeah, the same D.R. you keep visiting. Ain't it cool?
And just in case you bring up your own personal success story, as you and the majority of the members usually do, let me warn you that it won't work, either. You ain't golo, and you'll never be. Besides, who would want to be you?
And since we've seen your picture in the gallery...
Here, let me brag just a bit: long hair; low body fat; eight-pack stomach; quick as a cat and fast as Secretariat; vertical leap of 36 inches; long jump over 20 feet; baseball prodigy: right-hand hitter with a left-handed mentality and viceversa; basketball god; tennis monster; track star; Astaire-like:from mambo to tango and all points in between; cunning linguist; expert at third-rate romance and low-rent rendevouz; big hands; no 'stache; and lastly: the love of baby jesus in my eyes. And I'm shy, too. Really.
Now, before the crowd goes wild reporting me to the DR1 owners, let's go back to the question of reparations.
Individual reparations are not feasible: how much $$ do you give Oprah?
But reparations in other forms are taking place as we speak, Tony and his followers just don't know about it; mainstream media hasn't told them yet.
But not so fast, Dortic?s.
Here's the deal:
The 1's and 0's members of this board will say, "Tony's got a point."
However, the most liberal members, the groovy thinkers here, have read your admission of accepting reparations in the forms of tax deduction. Nice going for someone who has, for three years now, written about self-reliance and capitalism!
Now, on to the jealousy part:
Talk about "old and tired and....LAME," these are different times, Dortic?s. How can we, as a group, be envious of you? Well, as I told that leprechaunian zany dude with the ranch, "Whatever you gotta tell yourself."
But no, we are not jealous of the "Miami Cubans success story." Especially one that has to be celebrated by your commander-in-thief, George Dubya Bush. You can keep your "success" and your congressional representation, we'll keep the D.R. Yeah, the same D.R. you keep visiting. Ain't it cool?
And just in case you bring up your own personal success story, as you and the majority of the members usually do, let me warn you that it won't work, either. You ain't golo, and you'll never be. Besides, who would want to be you?
And since we've seen your picture in the gallery...
Here, let me brag just a bit: long hair; low body fat; eight-pack stomach; quick as a cat and fast as Secretariat; vertical leap of 36 inches; long jump over 20 feet; baseball prodigy: right-hand hitter with a left-handed mentality and viceversa; basketball god; tennis monster; track star; Astaire-like:from mambo to tango and all points in between; cunning linguist; expert at third-rate romance and low-rent rendevouz; big hands; no 'stache; and lastly: the love of baby jesus in my eyes. And I'm shy, too. Really.
Now, before the crowd goes wild reporting me to the DR1 owners, let's go back to the question of reparations.
Individual reparations are not feasible: how much $$ do you give Oprah?
But reparations in other forms are taking place as we speak, Tony and his followers just don't know about it; mainstream media hasn't told them yet.
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