YES Most Men Are DOGS, So Why Can't You Live Without US?.

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miguel

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Asi mismo......

Sticking to the dog analogy here. We might run around sniffing dogs butts, humping legs or anything we can, peeing on carpets, fighting other dogs, basically being reckless individuals with no care for anyone but #1. But come along a good "owner", we're big saps, we'll do anything for treats, hang out, we just want to be loved and petted. All a bad dog needs is a good "owner". hahaha
As a reformed DOGGIE, I can honestly say that you are absolutely right!!. Hahahahaha!!.

They key sentence is:

"Si papi, get a little sniff, but don't think that you are going to get more than a little sniff".

Let us sniff but don't give more than that.

Just sniffing (a little sample) the merchandise and nothing else WILL drive us crazy!.

Let me put it this way:

If a person is a cheesecake lover and he hasn't had any cheesecake in a LOOOOONG time, wouldn't be a torture to just offer that person a tiny little piece of an extra-large Junior's cheesecake?.

Wouldn't his eyes come out of his socket and with tongue out, praying to be given more or a bigger piece?.

Same thing!. Wahahahahahaha!.

The problems starts when you let us sample (sniff) the merchandice and then let us "jump aboard" within a few days and THEN demand our respect!.

How can we respect someone who doesn't respect herself?.
 
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miguel

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Si y no......

a good owner ? that's why we men play around so much..not many good owners out there..you can provide food and shelter but that OTHER need is where you fail. i suggest watching some porn or take a class :laugh:
Weeeeeeell, it's not that they ALL are bad owners, sometimes it just that they are "easy owners".

From experience:

I had some GREEEEEEEEAT "owners" in my lifetime and I was still a DOGGIE. I tried to change but I couldn't.

I wanted to be "owned" by more than just one "owner".

The funny thing is that since I was young, living life to the fullest and didn't want to settle down, every single one of my "owners" knew I was "owned" by somebody else also.

My DOGGIE mentality back then (muchos years ago) was this:

I don't want to settle down, I will enjoy my life, I don't want to have to answer to anybody, I will do what I want, with whom I want, whenever I want, anywhere I want, I don't want to deal with anybody else's drama......


Back then, I used to tell women (even if I wasn't seeing someone) that I was seeing someone.

I gave them a choice: "You don't have to be with me but if you want to be with me just know that I have someone else and know that I am not leaving her at all. We can have all the fun in the world but I don't want anything serious with you or her".

You'll be surprise how many women just want to "play the game".

So yeah, Kyle, there are many good "owners" out there that WE turn into bad "owners".

The nice thing is that those we turn bad "owners" turn their HATE against the next "pendejo" that want to get to know them, wahahahahahahahaha!!.
 

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If all men or DOGS would just be honest with the women then they can make an informed choice. The lying, game playing and crap is what I dislike!

When a man outright lies and says: "oh no I am not married". "oh no, I don't have a girlfriend"..... Then later on said non existant "wife" calls you up after finding your number on his cell phone................

No thanks! But if a woman knows the man is already with someone on whatever level and NOT going to leave her for you........... then you can choose a no strings attached romp or walk away.......... really simple!

Miguel I am not surprised at the number of women who take on a man with "no strings attached". BUT how many think they can change the situation? Thing that once he has a taste of me he will leave the other one? or are they just in it for what they can get, physically / emotionally / financially??? Maybe that is for another thread.....

For the women who take on a purely physical relationship - why the hell not? When a man does it - he is a stud. When a woman does it - she is a whore!
 

miguel

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Un perro domesticado......

Well you are definitely posting in the right place because when you read this all I can think ,with me being a woman and all, is "What a DOG!!".

And you post about your ladies being classy? Give me a break, classy attracts classy and this does not apply in this case!
Lexi, all my brotha is doing is trying to get this "boring thread" (his words) interesting.

Didn't you hear him talk about his new girlfriend?.

Believe me, the way he talks about her, it's just a matter of time before be becomes a:

"DOMESTICATED DOGGIE", wahahahahahahaha!.

BUUUUUT:

That is if his fricking LaPelas doesn't affect the wrong head and he gets sick of his nice girlfriend!!!!.

Planner:

I'll reply to your post in a bit. This EX-DOGGIE needs to take a shower.

Yes AZB, I do that once in a while, hahahahaha.
 

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I had some GREEEEEEEEAT "owners" in my lifetime and I was still a DOGGIE. I tried to change but I couldn't.

My Doggie of an exhusband says this to me all the time, "You don't know how much I have changed" so I say "If you have, how come you and your new girlfriend are always fighting?, (this is what he tells me). I tell him you'll never change, and he swears to me he has, trying to say that she's the problem. A Doggie always a Doggie, its in their blood, they don't change, at least I don't think my ex Doggie can.
 

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Siguelo diciendo.....

If all men or DOGS would just be honest with the women then they can make an informed choice. The lying, game playing and crap is what I dislike!

When a man outright lies and says: "oh no I am not married". "oh no, I don't have a girlfriend"..... Then later on said non existant "wife" calls you up after finding your number on his cell phone................

No thanks! But if a woman knows the man is already with someone on whatever level and NOT going to leave her for you........... then you can choose a no strings attached romp or walk away.......... really simple!

Miguel I am not surprised at the number of women who take on a man with "no strings attached". BUT how many think they can change the situation? Thing that once he has a taste of me he will leave the other one? or are they just in it for what they can get, physically / emotionally / financially??? Maybe that is for another thread.....

For the women who take on a purely physical relationship - why the hell not? When a man does it - he is a stud. When a woman does it - she is a whore!
From an early age, I found out that lying doesn't get you anywhere.

That's the reason I was upfront with them.

For me, it was easier to get a woman by being honest than to lie. Hey, many even loved it that I was being honest (and some sent me to hell too, btw, haha).

Darlene, about your "he said he was not married then your find out he is indeed married" comment:

Well darling, guys DO lie but it's your "job" that if you want to be with a man, you need to know him first BEFORE deciding to take it to the next level.

The moment you tell him: "Ohhh you want to get to know me better, ok, so do I, so what's your HOME ADDRESS and phone number?".

The key word is "HOME ADDRESS". If he is lying, the second he hears "home address", watch him "backpedal" like a bat out of hell!!.

Yes, just like men, MOST women think that "ay papa, after he is with me and taste my YUMMYLICIOUS parts, he will get hooked and he WILL leave the other one". Sometimes it works, sometimes if doesn't.

But I can only talk about my experience and I am here to tell you that MANY tried but it NEVER worked on me, NOT ONCE.

I reminded them of our agreement and then gave them another choice: "since you were fine with the situation BEFORE but are not fine NOW, and since I am not going to change, it's up to you to stay or go. But if you decide to stay, make sure not to bring the subject up again". Simple.

Well, there are many women that don't mind being with a man even if the man is married if that man is going to take care of them financially (there are TONS of those in the DR), but there are also TONS or women that want such relationship just because they don't want to be attached to a man.

Some of them want, just like some guys, to be be independent and not someone to check their every moves. They want to be their own boss, if you know what I mean.


Now it's MAR's turn, here I go.......
 

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I agree with you Miguel. Don't worry - it never reached the next level - he simply had my number and we had met one time only - publicly to talk and amongst other friends.

You are absolutely right - it is not worth the risk when you don't do your homework!

I for one do NOT want to chance the wrath of a wronged Dominican wife!
 

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Ten piedad en nosotros.....

My Doggie of an exhusband says this to me all the time, "You don't know how much I have changed" so I say "If you have, how come you and your new girlfriend are always fighting?, (this is what he tells me). I tell him you'll never change, and he swears to me he has, trying to say that she's the problem. A Doggie always a Doggie, its in their blood, they don't change, at least I don't think my ex Doggie can.
MAR, you are putting us in the same category as your ex-DOGGIE, somewhat.

Yes, some of us can change.

All we need is someone to make us change.

I said this before, I lost the love of my life, the one that even if I marry 1,000 times will ALWAYS be the love of my life, NOT because I turned to be a DOGGIE again, not at all, it was because for a few months I became the biggest axxhole alive (mainly because of family issues).

Have faith in us, we can change. We just need a STRONG "owner", that's all, hahahahaha!.

As I said before, don't make other DOGGIES pay for your ex-DOGGIE's mistakes.

Train the next one well and you will see him lick the palm of your hand at your command!. I promise!.
 

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Hi Miguel......

Let me complite your sentence....well,I agree with you....all men are dogs,but we (Gals) are holding callar & laces...and not such a deal with this doggie thread....mostly....they are just puppies(dreaming about being a dog).....silly but harmless and nice......:))))
We women.....let's face it...we know all yours tricks......:))))))
 

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Why are women simply reduce the men to a level of dogs? Here is a perfect example of north american men, kneeling to their masters, the women. They say you are dogs and you go woof woof. they say, roll and you roll. now they are talking about training us and putting a leash around our collars. No wonder women from north america come here to go out with slimy cheap hotel workers. thats because you guys have become sissies. Go wash dishes in the kitchen while your women work in wall street.
Now if men are dogs then what makes a women who gives them birth, a bitch?

this is what we get after fighting so many battles for them, bleeding and dying in millions. Giving them security from invaders for centuries, the inventions we have made to give them comfort in life, the advancement in medicine to give them health, the cars we have invented to drive them to long distances even airplanes the show them countries all over the globe. We have invented almost everything even your makeup and clothes you wear. So how do you all thank us? You call us dogs or at least program sissies like miguel to agree with your agenda.
I protest for letting god waste a manhood on miguel. We should all chip in and let him have his way of life, by paying for his sex change operation. so he will not be labeled a dog. hahahahaha, hehehehe, me so funny.

So remember women, who is your papi in the end of the day?
Now all of you women go to beauty salon and become prettier for your men who will be coming home shortly from a hard day's work. Cook him dinner and massage his feet. There is no bigger pleasure than serving your man. The rest is not all that important.
AZB
 

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How many men in the US have married a woman as sweet as Shirley Temple who turned out to be a Molly Yard like screaming harridan? :tired:
 

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How many men in the US have married a woman as sweet as Shirley Temple who turned out to be a Molly Yard like screaming harridan? :tired:


That sometimes happens when reality sets in and your prince changes back to a frog. :laugh:

If we could just get the good people together with other good people we'd be all set.

You know let the bitches have the bastards but it doesn't seem to go that way often enough;)

I think there's plenty of good men and women but they seem to end up with the wrong person.

Edited to remove the word never before someone jumps all over me and me has brittle bones :laugh:
 
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Let's face it guys, we awe it all to women. If not for them, none of us would be here to discuss this topic.
We have no choice but to serve, satisfy, adore, and worship them. if not,..... no pussy for a year!
 

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Let's face it guys, we awe it all to women. If not for them, none of us would be here to discuss this topic.
We have no choice but to serve, satisfy, adore, and worship them. if not,..... no pussy for a year!


Finally someone who knows his role in life. Good boy. You get a treat.:cheeky:
 

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All we need is someone to make us change.

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I could not disagree with this statement more! Miguel I love you but on this one I disagree.

NO ONE can MAKE you change! Period. change comes from inside not outside.

What does come from outside is incentive, motivation, punishment etc etc. That motivates us to change. But change is a decision we make not someone else.

AZB - you crack me up. And by the way, the women did not call you boys dogs...... we just agreed........LOL
 

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this is what we get after fighting so many battles for them, bleeding and dying in millions. Giving them security from invaders for centuries, the inventions we have made to give them comfort in life, the advancement in medicine to give them health, the cars we have invented to drive them to long distances even airplanes the show them countries all over the globe. We have invented almost everything even your makeup and clothes you wear. So how do you all thank us? You call us dogs or at least program sissies like miguel to agree with your agenda.
AZB


Come on now...that's a little harsh.

Have you ever enlisted? Have you ever joined the "fight"? I think we are all very thankful for what has happened and all the advances we have made but do not for one second confuse those men who have contributed with "Dogs of today!".

Most of the dogs being talked about have made no contributions to society except for helping to mess up the females of today's minds!
 

miguel

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El diantre.....

All we need is someone to make us change.

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I could not disagree with this statement more! Miguel I love you but on this one I disagree.

NO ONE can MAKE you change! Period. change comes from inside not outside.

What does come from outside is incentive, motivation, punishment etc etc. That motivates us to change. But change is a decision we make not someone else.

AZB - you crack me up. And by the way, the women did not call you boys dogs...... we just agreed........LOL
Jesus, so many posts to reply to and so little time.

Anyways, I will start with this one for now.

Darling, it's ok to disagree with me, as long as you don't disagree on.....uuummm, well.

Seriously, let me give you an example of what I was trying to say:

There is ALWAYS ONE woman who will make a man change.

The one that he desires the most but can't have. The one that doesn't pay much importance to him, the one that makes him beg and them turns him down, the one who makes him believe she is interested and then, boom, makes him aware that she is not into him, the one that makes him do things for her and then drops him without even giving him a kiss, the one that makes him do ANYTHING she wants but then treats him like a nobody.

Basically, the one that is a challenge to us. That's the one we want.

In my case, I was still playing the field when I met this wonderful girl, many moons ago. But there was only one problem:

After I told her my "I have another so if you want to be with me...." speech, she just told me "no, but if you want to be with me, you have to earn me".

That was it. We had lunch together every single day, we took the train together every single day, we spoke on the phone every single day, she came to my baseball games every single weekend, we went to parties, bars and discos and spent a whole bunch of time together BUUUUUT:

She never gave an inch and it was pure torture.

She made it very clear that if I wanted to be with her that I needed to change my ways.

Little by little, I changed my ways. I had to, if I wanted to be with her.

The funny thing is that I thought: "you know what, let her think that I changed my ways and them, boom, I'll go back the the way I was".

Fat chance!!.

After I got to know her, I understood why she was the way she was, an amazing woman. Simply put: AN AMAZING WOMAN!!.

After I got to know her, I couldn't get enough of her. All of a sudden, I didn't want to be with anybody else, I didn't want to spend time with anybody else, I didn't want to go out with anybody else.

To this day, when we speak on the phone, she reminds me of being the one "who made you a human being", hahahahaha!.

So there it goes Darlene, SOME people DO make people change. But only if the man really wants to be changed!.

Everything has to do with the "TOOL" darling, that special "TOOL".
 

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I know what you mean, Miguel. That wonderful "TOOL" is what got me. At first, I could "use it" all I wanted. But after a time, when I needed it, and she wouldn't "lend it", I had to do all kinds of stuff, I normally wouldn't have done under any circumstances, to be able to use it.
Today is like: build me a closet. fix this or that, drive here and there, cook me carne guisada, etc, etc, never ending. And all because of that tasty "tool" I can't live without!
So you see, ladies, we men can be "trained". It's just a matter of how that blessed tool of yours is manipulated... Alas!
 
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