I am overwhelmed at the depth, breadth and variety of responses. Thank you all so much. So I have choices, it would appear: I can either use as a projectile in its current condition or I can ask Bushbaby to have an attack of flatulence and produce the required gasses to encourage ripening or I can wait for miracles..............
I tried putting a ripe one next to it to see if it would get the message but so far no luck. I just had another look and it doesn't resemble the Virgin of anywhere but then maybe its been a long time since I've seen one. I've tried talking to it, but that doesn't work either. Maybe miracles is the best option? Perhaps we could set up a new excursion - the Puerto Plata Holy Unripened Tomato Tour abbreviated to PHUTT for tour reps. who will be obliged to spell out the need for tourists to wear full rubber protection suits and to sprinkle themselves with holy water or at the very least pesticidal spray............
Please keep the suggestions coming!
I tried putting a ripe one next to it to see if it would get the message but so far no luck. I just had another look and it doesn't resemble the Virgin of anywhere but then maybe its been a long time since I've seen one. I've tried talking to it, but that doesn't work either. Maybe miracles is the best option? Perhaps we could set up a new excursion - the Puerto Plata Holy Unripened Tomato Tour abbreviated to PHUTT for tour reps. who will be obliged to spell out the need for tourists to wear full rubber protection suits and to sprinkle themselves with holy water or at the very least pesticidal spray............
Please keep the suggestions coming!